Okay, so we are walking across the county fair, to meet up with Gary and go home! Emily suggests we walk though one of the cow barns. It so happens they are moving some of the cows around, for some reason, and one is in the aisle, where we are walking. We are only a few feet away from this cow, when she starts to poop, and it's not solid. We immediately start to back up, but it's not fast enough and we get splattered with poop anyway! I had poop splatters on my feet, my sandals, my legs, my capris and up on my shirt! Honestly, I though cows had more solid poop than that! ROFL!
One of the cowkids in the barn directs us to a roll of paper towel, laying on the ground. We grab some and try to wipe it off, but really, how far are you going to get, with a dry paper towel! LOL!
So, anyway, we just have to deal with it, until we can get home, about 10 miles away. So, we threw our clothes into the washing machine and Emily and I took showers, when we got home, after washing off our shoes, outside! Ugh. The hazards of the fair!
Then Emily was apologizing up and down, for making us go into the cow barn, in the first place! LOL!
Oh, can you tell we aren't farm people? Jasmine was quite fascinated with our new perfume, when we got home! She even licked the spots on my pants! Ewwww!
Posted by dawnk at September 3, 2006 05:41 PM